Therapy.

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Sometimes you just need
to take a nap and get over it.

- Maura Stuard, age 8

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How true, how true.

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Here's something to remember
when you're older Thomas -
never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on,
and never trust a fart.

- Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson)
Bucket List

(My shorts are in the washing machine right now.)

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One Step Away From Clueless

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Life is a roller coaster,
and sometimes they throw in
a loop-de-loop.

-Tonya Harding

Duh.

(And with comments like this, she gets a book published?)

- Paul

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For Better or Worse.

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I think a lot of times
divorce can be like circumcision
with a weed whacker.

- Robin Williams to Ellen DeGeneres
5/3/2008

Gosh, that's gotta hurt.

- Paul

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The Perfect Date

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Miss Rhode Island,
describe your perfect date.

- MC

That's a tough one. I'd hafta say April 25th ... because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

- Cheryl, Miss Rhode Island

from Miss Congeniality, 2000

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Reality TV

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From (a rerun this week of) Two and a Half Men

Sharon:

[Alan,] You're a very nice guy.

Alan:

Oh, God. That's worse. You know what they say about nice guys.

Sharon:

Yes, they finish last.

Alan:

No, they finish in the shower.

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You Gotta Believe

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You know you're getting old
when Santa starts looking younger.

- Robert Paul

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Happy Hannukah

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Obviously the merchandising manager at this grocery store missed the class on political correctness.

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It Is What It Is

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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"

~Dave Barry

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Post-Thanksgiving Stress Disorder

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How is PTSD Treated?

There is no definitive treatment, and no cure, but there are some treatments that are promising.


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What Are You Thankful For?

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"That's why God gave us
Cinemax and opposable thumbs."

- Charlie, Two and a Half Men

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Honesty at the DOT

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Or, is it passing the buck?

Maybe it should really say, "Workers called in sick. Unrepaired potholes ahead."

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Whether you think you can,

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or think you can't,
you're right.

- Henry Ford

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Yesterday I saw this refrigerator magnet. It gave me a chuckle.

(And remember I voted for the guy. Twice. Who's the dumb one?)

TGIF

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I Remember That

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Here's Matt, and his crazy cousin.
I guess there's a lot to dance about today.

(Share the joy.)

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Leader of the Free World

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Every time I start to think that Hillary might just be the best option of the current presidential candidates, I'm reminded of this photo. Yes, I know it was from the 70's, when everybody seemed to have long hair and inexcusable fashion sense, but I'm just not sure that I can take her seriously with those sandals.

(Somewhere, I think there's a photo of me in a pink plaid suit and blue suede shoes with platform soles. What were we thinking?)

TGIF

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You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey.

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That's like Fourth of July
without apple pie,
or Friday with no two pizzas.

- Joey on Friends

TGIF

(Shown above: Two of my favorites for pizza.)

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All you can eat?

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(Click on photo.)

I'd say, "Watch where you're driving."

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Affirmation.

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I love t-shirts with advertising, catchy sayings, and graphic designs. But where would you wear this? Really.
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There are four basic food groups:

milk chocolate, dark chocolate,
white chocolate,
and chocolate truffles.

Anonymous

This Cake's For Me

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UPDATE: For Joe

UPDATE #2: For Cooper
(Click to experience for yourself.)

UPDATE #3: For Lemuel
(Click photo for recipe.)

UPDATE #4: For TWISI
(What can I say?)

UPADTE #5: For Ted
(Dark Molten Chocolate Cake made with Bittersweet Chocolate)

UPDATE #6: For Sorted
(It's all about friendship and doing something together. Almost like brunch.)

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I wish farts were brightly colored instead of clear.

Then inconsiderate people would think twice before cuddling one out in the elevator or while in line at the bank.

- Lightning Bug's Butt
(I always find this guy a hoot.)

(PS. I think the guy in the rose-colored shirt is guilty.)

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