What are they looking for?

Recent Google searches that found this blog:

fast thumbs

- 1/26/07, Beijing

drunk busty

- 1/23/07, North America (AOL)

pin the tail on the donkey

- 1/22/07, Ontatio, Toronto

if this doesn't make you laugh

- 1/21/07, unknown

two and a half men 11-6-06

- 1/20/07, Fairport, New York

peeing

- 1/20/07, Australia

chez paul daytona picture

- 1/18/07, Rising Sun, Maryland

How do people find you?

UPDATE (1/28/07): Yesterday, two more pleople found this blog with a Google search for "drunk busty." Interestingly, they were both from non-English-speaking countries. Is there something about this phrase that I just don't get?

If this doesn't make you laugh, I give up.

Excuse me, who are you texting so frantically?

- Saul Holden

Nothing frantic about it. I have fast thumbs.

- Kevin Walker
Brothers & Sisters, 1/21/07

When did fast thumbs become a positive atribute?
How do you train your thumbs? How fast is fast?

Does peeing in the shower

cure athlete's foot?

- Read in a paperback book found
at the checkout line at the grocery store.

I think it was a serious question.
It made me laugh.

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The really frightening thing about middle age ...

... is the knowledge
that you'll grow out of it.

- Doris Day

This neither inspires me nor makes me laugh.
Why did I post it?
Slap in the face honesty, maybe?

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I made my choices;

I just forgot -- for a minute --
that they were the right choices.

- Nora, Brothers & Sisters, 1/7/2007

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If you guys love me,

you'll ... just ... stop ... taking care of me; and you'll call me out on my crap.

- Justin, Brothers & Sisters, 1/7/2007

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If this doesn't make you laugh ...

then you don't know Paula, Randy, the dog pound, Simon, Ryan, Kelly, Ace, Kevin, Lisa, Mandisa, Bucky or ... Patrick.

Somebody's got a great sense of humor.

American Idol Patrick Hall

If you want to capture your youth,

cut off his allowance.

- Al Bernstein
as quoted in Forbes, Jaunary 8, 2007

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When a kid says, "Smell my hand,"

it almost never smells like cinnamon.

- Brian P Cleary, 47 Cleveland
as quoted in Esquire, January 2007

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If you accuse a drunk, busty woman ...

... of having implants,
she'll lift her top
to show you you're wrong.

- Kevin Downey Jr., 41, New York
as quoted in Esquire, January 2007

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The world is full ...

... of Tiny Tims.

- Angel of Christmas Present

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Finding the right gift,

sending the right gift,
receiving the right gift,
being the right gift,
is the miracle of love.

- DL, 12/17/2006

Dear Santa,

I can explain ...


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Stuff never goes back in the box

the way it came out.

- Jake

That's a life lesson, Jake.

- Charlie

(From Two And A Half Men, 12/11/2006)

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Dogs have seven birthdays ...

... to every one of ours.

No wonder they're
always so happy.

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Playing pin the tail on the donkey ...

... is fun.

Unless you're the donkey.

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Does running late

count as exercise?

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The head that made that promise ...

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... is not the one that broke it.

- Charlie, Two and a Half Men, 11/13/06,
telling Jake why he went out with Taylor's mom
even though he said he wouldn't.

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Why do people ...

... with the worst smelling breath
stand the closest to you when they talk?

And why are these people
the last ones to accept a mint?

-Jeff Foxworthy

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We must all learn ...

... to live together as brothers or
we will all perish together as fools.

-MLK, 1963

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I'm going to stick to her ...

... like hair on soap.

- Berta, Two and a Half Men, 11/6/06

(It's the visual that cracks me up.)

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Things do not change;

we change.

- Thoreau
Seen on another blog: The Lost Highway

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Old friends,

they mean much more to me than the new friends,
Cause they can see where you are,
and they know where you've been.

- Stephen Chapin

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Music,

has been my oldest friend, my fiercest foe,
cause it can take me so high,
Yes it can make me so low.

- Stephen Chapin

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