I thought ...

... 'Deep Throat' was a movie
about a giraffe.

-- Bob Hope

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It's the most important decision ...

... I've had to make since 1978
when I decided to get a bikini wax.

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, on his running for California Governor

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Be useful, be kind ...

... give something away.
That's how we're called to live.

- SSS

I think I mentioned ...

... to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.

-- Sting

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It isn't premarital sex ...

... if you have no intention
of getting married.

-- Drew Carey

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Always and never ...

... are two words you should
always remember never to use.

- Wendell Johnson

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Hey, it's nice to meet you.

Thanks for stopping by. Really I guess you just followed the link here from one of my random comments.

You’re probably asking, “Who’s Paul? What’s up with this guy?” I know this doesn’t give you much in the way of answers, but I’m pretty much an open book. If you have a question, don’t hesitate to leave a comment or send me an e-mail. I promise you’ll hear back from me promptly.