Reality.

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How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg?

Four.
Calling a tail a leg
doesn't make it a leg.

~Abraham Lincoln

At times, it slaps us in the face.

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How true, how true.

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Here's something to remember
when you're older Thomas -
never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on,
and never trust a fart.

- Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson)
Bucket List

(My shorts are in the washing machine right now.)

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