Saturday, July 26, 2008



How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg?

Calling a tail a leg
doesn't make it a leg.
~Abraham Lincoln

At times, it slaps us in the face.


Sunday, July 13, 2008

How true, how true.


Here's something to remember
when you're older Thomas -
never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on,
and never trust a fart.

- Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson)
Bucket List

(My shorts are in the washing machine right now.)