Thursday, November 16, 2006

The head that made that promise ...


... is not the one that broke it.
- Charlie, Two and a Half Men, 11/13/06,
telling Jake why he went out with Taylor's mom
even though he said he wouldn't.


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Why do people ...

... with the worst smelling breath
stand the closest to you when they talk?

And why are these people
the last ones to accept a mint?

-Jeff Foxworthy


Monday, November 13, 2006

We must all learn ...

... to live together as brothers or
we will all perish together as fools.

-MLK, 1963


I'm going to stick to her ...

... like hair on soap.
- Berta, Two and a Half Men, 11/6/06

(It's the visual that cracks me up.)


Saturday, November 11, 2006

Things do not change;

we change.
- Thoreau
Seen on another blog: The Lost Highway


Thursday, November 09, 2006

Old friends,

they mean much more to me than the new friends,
Cause they can see where you are,
and they know where you've been.

- Stephen Chapin


Tuesday, November 07, 2006


has been my oldest friend, my fiercest foe,
cause it can take me so high,
Yes it can make me so low.

- Stephen Chapin