Thursday, August 21, 2008

Out 'til the middle of September.


It's going to be another one of those epics, seeing family and my best friend from first grade.


Friday, August 15, 2008

I remember when Calvin Klein ads were risqué.


This billboard is for Joe's Jeans.
I think he apparently lost them.

He must have lost his underwear, too.

Of course I went to the website. I wanted to see what the pretty lady was looking at. Apparently they don't sell underwear. But you can buy a t-shirt for $58. And even living in the boonies like I do, I found out that there's a store that sells Joe's Jeans less than six blocks from where I live. Lucky me.

Now I hear that Joe's Jeans are big at Macy's. However I don't know if you can see Joe's ass there.


Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Confession is Good for the Soul


Edward Norton, Keeping the Faith, 2000*

Nervous about hearing confessions, the young new priest asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears several confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this.

The old priest continues, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on, and I understand, how did you feel about that?" The new priest says those things, trying them out.

Then the old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No way! What happened next?'"

*I never saw this movie, I have no idea what it's about.


Saturday, August 02, 2008



Sometimes you just need
to take a nap and get over it.

- Maura Stuard, age 8