Sunday, December 31, 2006

If you want to capture your youth,

cut off his allowance.
- Al Bernstein
as quoted in Forbes, Jaunary 8, 2007

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

When a kid says, "Smell my hand,"

it almost never smells like cinnamon.
- Brian P Cleary, 47 Cleveland
as quoted in Esquire, January 2007

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

If you accuse a drunk, busty woman ...

... of having implants,
she'll lift her top
to show you you're wrong.
- Kevin Downey Jr., 41, New York
as quoted in Esquire, January 2007

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Monday, December 18, 2006

The world is full ...

... of Tiny Tims.
- Angel of Christmas Present

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Finding the right gift,

sending the right gift,
receiving the right gift,
being the right gift,
is the miracle of love.

- DL, 12/17/2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Stuff never goes back in the box

the way it came out.
- Jake
That's a life lesson, Jake.
- Charlie
(From Two And A Half Men, 12/11/2006)

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Dogs have seven birthdays ...

... to every one of ours.

No wonder they're
always so happy.

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Sunday, December 03, 2006