The head that made that promise ...

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... is not the one that broke it.

- Charlie, Two and a Half Men, 11/13/06,
telling Jake why he went out with Taylor's mom
even though he said he wouldn't.

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Why do people ...

... with the worst smelling breath
stand the closest to you when they talk?

And why are these people
the last ones to accept a mint?

-Jeff Foxworthy

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We must all learn ...

... to live together as brothers or
we will all perish together as fools.

-MLK, 1963

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I'm going to stick to her ...

... like hair on soap.

- Berta, Two and a Half Men, 11/6/06

(It's the visual that cracks me up.)

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Things do not change;

we change.

- Thoreau
Seen on another blog: The Lost Highway

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Old friends,

they mean much more to me than the new friends,
Cause they can see where you are,
and they know where you've been.

- Stephen Chapin

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Music,

has been my oldest friend, my fiercest foe,
cause it can take me so high,
Yes it can make me so low.

- Stephen Chapin

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