Tuesday, December 26, 2006

When a kid says, "Smell my hand,"

it almost never smells like cinnamon.
- Brian P Cleary, 47 Cleveland
as quoted in Esquire, January 2007

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3 comments:

Doug said...

ROFL!!!

I usually run the other way when a kid says that to me. Though, I can't think of a time a kid actually said that, so I guess it's all hypothetical.

CondoBlogger said...

it is my firm belief that children under the age of 5 exude some kind of stiky, sucrose like substance through their pores. We sweat, they sweat sugar... and not in a good way.

Paul said...

I think Brian P Cleary visited this blog on January 29 at 4:59 PM and then again at 5:25 PM. Or was it just some copy editor at American Greetings?