Tuesday, February 13, 2007

A sign seen at the sperm bank:

Men, please take your hat
and jacket off.


- Yes, I had to read it out loud before I thought it was funny.

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12 comments:

somewhere joe said...

Sign seen in Tom Jones' bedroom: "Baby, you can leave your hat on."

Kendall said...

when I was in my 20s I would need to take my hat off... now, not so much!

Blue the Spa Girl said...

I don't get it.
Is this a sperm joke, or a sperm bank joke?
Oh....just read it aloud.
(blushing)
Silly me.
I like to take my hat and jacket off sometimes too.

somewhere joe said...

No wonder a triple score is called a hat trick!

Lemuel said...

I didn't realize that hats were male. hmmm. Learn something everyday. I'm a little confused about how to do it, but maybe it I just lay it here in my lap and caress it a bit...

Paul said...

Am I so dense that I didn't even get my own joke? I'm not one to delve into symbolism and metaphors just for a laugh.

Sorry guys don’t over think things. Why are you even talking about hats?

Read the sign: Men, please take your hat and jack it off. Since this was seen at the sperm bank, “it” can only slightly be accused of having an unclear antecedent.

(Excuse me Blue for being tasteless. But I think you DID get it.)

Matt said...

I read the quote and didn't get it at first ... then I read the title. Now THAT'S funny!!!!

Blue the Spa Girl said...

Oh I did get it. Still enjoying it.
Thanks Paul!

Doug said...

I feel for the poor soul who doesn't own a hat. ;)

john said...

I had to read it outloud twice too.

G Cracker said...

They totally stole that from Blink-182's album "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" -- which was only slightly less veiled in the innuendo there. :P

G Cracker said...

Oh, ps, Paul...the hat thing? Hat's gone on your head so it may be a euphemism regarding that. I think that's where they're going with that. I don't know for sure -- I've never been to a sperm bank.