Monday, November 12, 2007

What Would You Like To Hear?


After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?"

Sean says, "I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man."

Karl says, "I would like to hear them say I was an excellent teacher who made a difference in children's lives."

John says, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"



Lemuel said...

Had to pass this one on to some friends (who are still moving). :)

dbv said...

i'm with john... but, i plan on being cremated... i'm sure i'll end up with some stoner working the fire controls who wouldn't know if i were moving or not!!!

TWISI said...

"he was the best sex I ever had"

ok, yes that was just plain trashy wasn't it! But can you imagine!?!?!?

I'm with dbv, I want to be cremated, so hopefully no one is going to be standing over anything looking at me.

have a great day.

Gawpo said...


Never give an inch, Dude. Don't stop fighting. No matter what.

Great, Paul. Thanks for this.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Funny one Paul! : )


somewhere joe said...

"He's here... !" ,oD

Doug said...


I would like to be cremated as well, and kept in a green jar so they can say, "Achoo! Excuse me, I'm allergic to dust."

Steven said...

As morbid as it sounds, movement was one thing that I always looked for at wakes when I was young. As if a mistake had been made or it wasn't true that the person was dead.

Cooper said...

Damn, he looks good for ninety!