What are they looking for?

Recent Google searches that found this blog:

fast thumbs

- 1/26/07, Beijing

drunk busty

- 1/23/07, North America (AOL)

pin the tail on the donkey

- 1/22/07, Ontatio, Toronto

if this doesn't make you laugh

- 1/21/07, unknown

two and a half men 11-6-06

- 1/20/07, Fairport, New York

peeing

- 1/20/07, Australia

chez paul daytona picture

- 1/18/07, Rising Sun, Maryland

How do people find you?

UPDATE (1/28/07): Yesterday, two more pleople found this blog with a Google search for "drunk busty." Interestingly, they were both from non-English-speaking countries. Is there something about this phrase that I just don't get?

If this doesn't make you laugh, I give up.

Excuse me, who are you texting so frantically?

- Saul Holden

Nothing frantic about it. I have fast thumbs.

- Kevin Walker
Brothers & Sisters, 1/21/07

When did fast thumbs become a positive atribute?
How do you train your thumbs? How fast is fast?

Does peeing in the shower

cure athlete's foot?

- Read in a paperback book found
at the checkout line at the grocery store.

I think it was a serious question.
It made me laugh.

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The really frightening thing about middle age ...

... is the knowledge
that you'll grow out of it.

- Doris Day

This neither inspires me nor makes me laugh.
Why did I post it?
Slap in the face honesty, maybe?

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I made my choices;

I just forgot -- for a minute --
that they were the right choices.

- Nora, Brothers & Sisters, 1/7/2007

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If you guys love me,

you'll ... just ... stop ... taking care of me; and you'll call me out on my crap.

- Justin, Brothers & Sisters, 1/7/2007

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If this doesn't make you laugh ...

then you don't know Paula, Randy, the dog pound, Simon, Ryan, Kelly, Ace, Kevin, Lisa, Mandisa, Bucky or ... Patrick.

Somebody's got a great sense of humor.

American Idol Patrick Hall